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1. I am no longer allowed to wear my eyepatch to the left side so I can scare Finny. The hospital bills and emotional scarring are not as funny as the look on his face.

2. I can not do the same as stated above to the dorky Indians when they won't leave my hosue.

3. Nor can I do it to Lizzie, no matter how many times her hugs threaten to collapse my ribcage.

4. It is not proper for young earls to crossdress as girls when it is not for an assignment.

5. Sebastian doesn't care if it's a great way to get back at Druit. (seduce and kill!)

6. Even though Sebastian himself seems to get off on it...

7. If I even so much as think about allowing Pluto into the house the contract is over.

8. Or Sebastian gets my soul without me getting revenge.

9. No matter how badly I want to I cannot hire Grelle to kill Lizzie.

10. Nor may I use my butler's body as payment to said shinigami.

11. Stealing is wrong, especailly when it's opium.

12. Yes, it's techinically mine so it's not really stealing but apparently still illegal.

13. Sebastian doesn't care if it makes my tea taste better.

14. If there is a spider on something I am to properly dispose of it, not beat on the furniture until the furniture breaks.

15. Even if the spider has tiny little glasses and looks like Claude.

16. Prank calling Alois promising him a sleepover in my bedroom with the lights turned off is illegal in the Phantomhive/Michaelis household.

17. Calling Alois is prohibited. Period.

18. Grelle can't come over when Naked Fridays are in session.

19. Nor may I pay someone to document Naked Fridays with video recording equipment to post on the internet.

20. Cameras are a privledge. Not a right. Nor are they needed on Naked Fridays.

21. Writitng dirty letters to world leaders when bored is not 'constructive entertainment.'

22. The Secret Service don't appreciate it, neither does my butler.

23. I am not to steal and break Lizzie's handler's jingle bells during the Christmas holidays.

24. Sebastian doesn't care how much they annoy me.

25. When Elizabeth comes over I am to socialize, not place her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

26. Nor can I give her a tall ladder and instruct her to screw in lightbulbs.

27. Hospitals are not amusing, no matter how much I dislike whomever I sent there.

28. When at business meetings I cannot make paper airplanes and shoot them around the room.

29. No one buys the 'I'm just a little boy and I don't know what I'm doing' excuse anymore when they discover what I've written/drawn in the airplanes.

30. I'm not allowed paper at business meetings.

31. If I purchase toys they cannot look like me or Sebastian.

32. Sebastian doesn't care if it sparks interesting things to try at night.

33. I am not allowed to flaunt my butler to the Grelle.

34. Not may I tell Grelle in explicet detail what happens when he undresses me for 'bed.'

35. Sebastian and I are not nor will we ever be a 'couple.'

36. Not in public at least. :3

37. Undertaker's parlor is not a place I can send orphans to anymore.

38. It is not a good place to play hide and seek.

39. William's sythe isn't a hedge trimmer, back scratcher or skewer so I am not permitted to use it to roast meat and mashmellows on it.

40. Just because Grelle said it was 'Okay' doesn't mean it is.

41. Trips to the walking stick shop are to made brief, least last Wednesday repeat itself.

42. I am five foot one and need to come to terms with that.

43. Locking the cats in Sebastian's wardrobe with Bard's flamethrower is a 'no no.'

44. Running off with Sebastian's gloves is not a good idea.

45. Putting them in my pants and telling him to get them out using his tongue is an even worse idea.

46. Tripping Mey-Rin intentionally lowers her selfesteem therefore I should not do it anymore.

47. I cannot go to Church anymore.

48. Yelling obsceanities at the angel statues is not smiled upon in the Church of England.

49. Making naughty sounds in Sebastian's ear while he sleeps is not how I should get him in my pants.

50. I am to use the cat costume he bought me for that...
I'm bored. So very bored.
So I made this...XD
Thanks SO MUCH to all who comment and fave! I read each and every one of your comments! :heart: I promise and I love you!!! :D

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:iconnevermoremist:
Nevermoremist Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015
This is so funny :D but the Ciel×Sebastian thing is still weird I don't care if the creator confirmed it that don't make it any less weird to me
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iNSaNiTYisAmazing Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
14 and 15 killed me

if I was alive
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:iconqueenofawesome3987:
QueenOfAwesome3987 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2015  Student General Artist
25 tho... I loved that one...
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:iconaljannyphantomhive:
AljannyPhantomhive Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
25, 26, 45, and 49.... This is too good to be true...
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:iconthe-pasta-reaper:
The-Pasta-Reaper Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015
25 26 and 45 though
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:iconheichoubooty:
HeichouBooty Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014
He shouldn't have candy either...
well,
sweets in general.
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:iconkickyclock:
KickyClock Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014  Student Filmographer
I'm Ciels height.... And age. :p -sigh-
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:iconhannahjunxx:
hannahjunxx Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014
i love this.
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:iconretardedjacksparrow:
RetardedJackSparrow Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Thanks!
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:iconkateaj78:
kateaj78 Featured By Owner May 19, 2014   Writer
I laughed so much. Especially on number 45 XD
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:iconretardedjacksparrow:
RetardedJackSparrow Featured By Owner May 20, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
I'm glad. :)
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:iconxxskittlespittlexx:
xXSkittleSpittleXx Featured By Owner May 11, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
IM DYING AHAHHAHAH 

good job :D

:iconeverdeen127475: you will die from reading this XDDDDDD
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:iconeverdeen127475:
everdeen127475 Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Student Writer
OMFG LOL
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:iconxxskittlespittlexx:
xXSkittleSpittleXx Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XDD
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:iconeverdeen127475:
everdeen127475 Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Student Writer
Poor Pluto, what if he wants to come inside? XDD
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:iconxxskittlespittlexx:
xXSkittleSpittleXx Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sebastian: THE CONTRACT IS OVER AND YOU DEAD MUTHAFUCKA
Ciel: OK I WONT DO IT ; n ;
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:iconeverdeen127475:
everdeen127475 Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Student Writer
BAD SEBASTIAN! NO COOKIES FOR YOU
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:iconxxskittlespittlexx:
xXSkittleSpittleXx Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sebastian: NUUUUU :nuu:
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:iconeverdeen127475:
everdeen127475 Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Student Writer
Well, if you be nice, i will give you a cookie *smiles*
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RetardedJackSparrow Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Thank you! :3
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:iconxxskittlespittlexx:
xXSkittleSpittleXx Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
np! :D
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KitsuNekoAriel Featured By Owner May 6, 2014
LOL!!!!!!!!!! This is hilarious........would this happen to be made by the same "RetardedJackSparrow" YouTube account? Lol, anyways....ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS!!! (Sorry, am I yelling too much? Oops....sowwy....lol.) Love this so much! You are so awesome for making this stuff....and I know.....this was like way long ago...but seriously....this is hilarious. 
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:iconretardedjacksparrow:
RetardedJackSparrow Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Thank you! It's nice to see that old works are still appreciated! And yes, this is the same RetardedJackSparrow! :)
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:iconkitsunekoariel:
KitsuNekoAriel Featured By Owner May 12, 2014
You're welcome! I think all works should be appreciated! Especially because people work so hard on them! Even better when they are totally awesome and make you laugh so hard like this one. :) Haha, I figured....and then I looked at other comments and say one that appreciated your cosplays, and I'm all like...now I feel like an idiot....it was fairly obvious anyways, but now it's not just obvious, it's glaring at me in the face!! Lol. 
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:iconretardedjacksparrow:
RetardedJackSparrow Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Thank you so much, I'm really glad the piece made you laugh as hard as it did! Haha people steal my screename on a lot of sites, so it's nice to see someone double check. :)
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:iconkitsunekoariel:
KitsuNekoAriel Featured By Owner May 13, 2014
You're welcome! Lol, that sucks! I am glad I did then! I know that lots of people are all like 'oh, that's clever! I think I'll steal that instead of being clever myself.' and it annoys me so much! I'm not the most clever person that exists, but I'm not a person who'd steal and take credit for someone else's cleverness. Most people think they can just do whatever they want though...x.x
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HCthecreeper Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
25 through 30 are the rules I break with my cousin :)
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:iconretardedjacksparrow:
RetardedJackSparrow Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Awesome! :)
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:iconblue-demon-hybrid:
Blue-Demon-Hybrid Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
:rofl: Too many to favorite!
Ciel, you use blank paper for paper airplanes. Blank.
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:iconretardedjacksparrow:
RetardedJackSparrow Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Blank paper airplanes are boring though! 
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:iconblue-demon-hybrid:
Blue-Demon-Hybrid Featured By Owner May 12, 2014
Well, yeah, but he may not get as much grief.
Wait, what does he write/craw on the planes?
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:iconretardedjacksparrow:
RetardedJackSparrow Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
He writes and draws bad things haha
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:iconblue-demon-hybrid:
Blue-Demon-Hybrid Featured By Owner May 13, 2014
*notices what I typed* Damn typoitis! Wait. :rofl: Naughty boy~! XD
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:iconhanako5325:
Hanako5325 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014
Geeze Sebastian, your such an ass -_- YAY I'M SHORTER THAN CIEL! VICTORY FOR ME!Victory Dance 
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:icontalentnotrequired:
TalentNotRequired Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm Ciel's height. *sigh*
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:iconwingsofarryn:
WingsofArryn Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I have officially convinced my family I am insane but it was soooooooo worth it!La la la la 
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:iconhcthecreeper:
HCthecreeper Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I know!
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MaliceDaliae Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

1. I am no longer allowed to wear my eye patch to the left side so I can scare Finny. The hospital bills and emotional scarring are not as funny as the look on his face.

14. If there is a spider on something I am to properly dispose of it, not beat on the furniture until the furniture breaks.
15. Even if the spider has tiny little glasses and looks like Claude.

21. writing dirty letters to world leaders when bored is not 'constructive entertainment.'
22. The Secret Service don't appreciate it, neither does my butler.

25. When Elizabeth comes over I am to socialize, not place her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

26. Nor can I give her a tall ladder and instruct her to screw in light bulbs.

28. When at business meetings I cannot make paper airplanes and shoot them around the room.
29. No one buys the 'I'm just a little boy and I don't know what I'm doing' excuse anymore when they discover what I've written/drawn in the airplanes.
30. I'm not allowed paper at business meetings.

31. If I purchase toys they cannot look like me or Sebastian.
32. Sebastian doesn't care if it sparks interesting things to try at night.
33. I am not allowed to flaunt my butler to the Grelle.
35. Sebastian and I are not nor will we ever be a 'couple.'
36. Not in public at least. :3
39. William's sythe isn't a hedge trimmer, back scratcher or skewer so I am not permitted to use it to roast meat and mashmellows on it.
40. Just because Grelle said it was 'Okay' doesn't mean it is.
44. Running off with Sebastian's gloves is not a good idea.
45. Putting them in my pants and telling him to get them out using his tongue is an even worse idea.
47. I cannot go to Church anymore.
48. Yelling obsceanities at the angel statues is not smiled upon in the Church of England.
49. Making naughty sounds in Sebastian's ear while he sleeps is not how I should get him in my pants.
50. I am to use the cat costume he bought me for that...


They~ Just~ Plain~ Killed~ Me~

I loved all of them, these just made me laugh the hardest~ X3

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OmNomNomNomKitty Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
 LMFAO! I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair(Still laughing) and my family now thinks I'm insane....Ah, Well! My favorites are #1-50....Couldn't just choose one, y'know xD. :sqwee: LOL 
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:iconyumeriku:
yumeriku Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013
awesomeness again.
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:icontrezstargirl:
trezstargirl Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
what does he write on that paper :O
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:iconayano-otori:
Ayano-Otori Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You just killed me.
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:iconanyagladstone:
AnyaGladstone Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ciel actually is very naughty for his age XD did he actually do all these things but then Sebastian told him not to? Well apart from the Killing Lizzy thing xD
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AnyaGladstone Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pffffffffffffft
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Leviosasilver5393 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
did you make a video for this!?! I would love to see it!!!
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:iconemmajsch:
emmajsch Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013
i spit out the gum i was chewing i started laughing so hard!!
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:icondead-rotten-bitch:
dead-rotten-bitch Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
This is so beautiful… Incredible, actually! LMAO *reads again*
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GothicLoverUltimate Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Student General Artist
#21 & #50 are my favorite. lol XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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BlackBloodAbby Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Professional Writer
^_^ I can get Grell to kill Lizzie xD
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:iconflightshadows:
flightshadows Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
What happened last wednesday?
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