1. I am no longer allowed to wear my eye patch to the left side so I can scare Finny. The hospital bills and emotional scarring are not as funny as the look on his face.
14. If there is a spider on something I am to properly dispose of it, not beat on the furniture until the furniture breaks.
15. Even if the spider has tiny little glasses and looks like Claude.
21. writing dirty letters to world leaders when bored is not 'constructive entertainment.'
22. The Secret Service don't appreciate it, neither does my butler.
25. When Elizabeth comes over I am to socialize, not place her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.
26. Nor can I give her a tall ladder and instruct her to screw in light bulbs.
28. When at business meetings I cannot make paper airplanes and shoot them around the room.
29. No one buys the 'I'm just a little boy and I don't know what I'm doing' excuse anymore when they discover what I've written/drawn in the airplanes.
30. I'm not allowed paper at business meetings.
31. If I purchase toys they cannot look like me or Sebastian.
32. Sebastian doesn't care if it sparks interesting things to try at night.
33. I am not allowed to flaunt my butler to the Grelle.
35. Sebastian and I are not nor will we ever be a 'couple.'
36. Not in public at least. :3
39. William's sythe isn't a hedge trimmer, back scratcher or skewer so I am not permitted to use it to roast meat and mashmellows on it.
40. Just because Grelle said it was 'Okay' doesn't mean it is.
44. Running off with Sebastian's gloves is not a good idea.
45. Putting them in my pants and telling him to get them out using his tongue is an even worse idea.
47. I cannot go to Church anymore.
48. Yelling obsceanities at the angel statues is not smiled upon in the Church of England.
49. Making naughty sounds in Sebastian's ear while he sleeps is not how I should get him in my pants.
50. I am to use the cat costume he bought me for that...
They~ Just~ Plain~ Killed~ Me~
I loved all of them, these just made me laugh the hardest~ X3